Your Mom’s Gonna Love Me, by Matt Rife

“Here’s the deal. The more you get to know someone, the closer you get, the more you understand not only what makes them great, but also their flaws.” – pg. 38

“I’m a big believer in that old saying that friends are the family you get to choose.” – pg. 121

“Creativity comes from specificity, and specificity comes from real conversation.” – pg. 159

“Comedy is one of the few art forms where it’s cool not to be cool.” – pg. 202

“The worst, most truly offensive thing you can do to someone is ignore them.” – pg. 237