“It’s always the couples who are the friendliest who have the most problems. It makes sense, if you think about it. They’re so miserable with each other, of course they’re fascinated by you.” – pg. 41
“Pain is pain any way you slice it.” – pg. 47
“One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.” – pg. 61
“If you pretend to be excited about something you’re not looking forward to, eventually you will start to believe it.” – pg. 146
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