Life Will Be The Death Of Me, by Chelsea Handler

“My dad used to tell me that there was always one line in every book that summed up the entire book.” – pg. 14

“I have a lot to be embarrassed about, and I intend to advertise it.” – pg. 17

“If ninety percent of people were in relationships, then clearly I was special if I had managed to avoid one.” – pg. 20

“I feel like I’m always running a million miles an hour, and that I’ve covered a lot of ground, and I like that my life is so full. I’ve had so many adventures, but there are never enough.” – pg. 35

“The next thoughts in my head were telling me that it was okay to be myself. […] That I was enough on my own, and that more time alone would be good for me. […] That happiness can come without all that noise, and that I can choose to find that happiness alone.” – pg. 159

“My favorite pursuit in the world is to sit around and shoot the shit with someone smarter than me. It made me feel like I was playing good tennis.” – pg. 169

“I’m more worried that liking being alone makes me selfish – selfishness is around the corner from narcissism.” – pg. 187

“You’re not a narcissist. […] I deal with narcissists all the time. […] Narcissists are defensive, and you haven’t been defensive about identifying your shortcomings. Narcissists have trouble being self-critical.” – pg. 187

“I had to fall apart in order to come back together.” – pg. 211

“Slowing down doesn’t mean you have to do less. It means you have to pay attention more and catch what the world is throwing at you.” – pg. 236

“Know that you have something of value that is unlike what anyone else has.” – pg. 239