Sleepwalk With Me, by Mike Birbiglia

“When I was a kid, I wanted to be a rapper, a comedian, a poet, a professional basketball player, a country singer, a break-dancer, or the owner of a pizza restaurant where third graders could hang out.” – pg. 17

“To be a comedian you have to be delusional. I think it’s because the human brain can’t process the amount of judgment that an audience casts upon you when you do standup comedy.” – pg. 25

“When I think about the people I’ve looked up to in my life, they all tend to be people who can’t stop.” – pg. 134