“Because, at the end of the day? It’s your career, life, face, image, and feelings on the line, and no one should care – or have the power to fuck things up for you – more than you.” – pg. 26
“I’m not going to downplay my strengths just so you feel less shitty about your own shortcomings.” – pg. 44
“P.S. If her name is Kelsey, I guarantee they’re all trying to fuck her. There are no ugly Kelseys.” – pg. 76
“The common denominator among my women friends is consistency. They show up, they care, they don’t judge.” – pg. 82
“If you couldn’t do the thing you loved most, would you truly feel complete? If I couldn’t express myself and make people laugh for a living, I would crumble inside.” – pg. 142
“You’ll realize that all the fretting and self-loathing wasn’t worth it because […] everyone else is only paying attention to themselves anyway.” – pg. 149
“By the way, ‘Your standards are too high’ is someone’s subtle way of saying that you want someone that brings more to the table than you are bringing yourself. There’s no such thing as ‘too high’ if you’re exceptional! You think anyone ever told Leonardo DiCaprio his standards were too high?” – pg. 170
“You teach people how to treat you.” – pg. 215
“I guess I choose to focus on the negative versus basking in the positive […] because some part of me doesn’t think anything I’ve done is actually all that great.” – pg. 222
“Passion is doing something over and over and never growing tired of it.” – pg. 224
