“I’m not the biggest fan of confrontation. I ask a lot of questions. Just not out loud.” – pg. 16
“That therapist’s insight has been correct every single time – if a woman keeps her shoes on, it’s a make-out session at best.” – pg. 56
“I can’t decide if I actually like people or not.” – pg. 64
“You know how sometimes the universe has plans for you that are hard to believe, how the world wants something for you even though you’ve done your best to close off that avenue? Welcome to my 1994.” – pg. 79
“You have to get famous to know that it’s not the answer. And nobody who is not famous will ever truly believe that.” – pg. 81
“There are no stars here. This is an ensemble show. We’re all supposed to be friends.” – Courteney Cox, pg. 90
“God is everywhere – you just have to clear your channel, or you’ll miss it.” – pg. 161
“I don’t want to die. I’m scared to die.” – pg. 219
“I don’t need to put on a show anymore. I have made my mark. Now it’s time to sit back and enjoy it.” – pg. 229
