“If you are looking to see what everyone else is doing to try to be cool, you are probably not cool.” – pg. 30
“People treat having a kid as somehow retiring from success. […] Being happy is really the definition of success, isn’t it?” – pg. 54
“I don’t want you to think I don’t love my extended family. I do. I just don’t want to be around them.” – pg. 227
“The feeling of being overwhelmed overwhelms me.” – pg. 230
“Every night before I get my one hour of sleep, I have the same thought: ‘Well, that’s a wrap on another day of acting like I know what I’m doing.’“ – pg. 266
