Little Weirds, by Jenny Slate

“It is risky to reveal oneself, but I am compelled to do it.” – pg. 5

“I was born with the talent for fucking off so majorly.” – pg. 13

“Hello, I am a woman on a blue and green sphere that has dollops and doinks of mountains all over it.” – pg. 29

“Without a person to love, I am too full of what must be let out.” – pg. 37

“I have always known that I would die for love. I think I am dying while or because of waiting for it.” – pg. 39

“To have to kill even one of my hearts to match up with you is simply not worth it to me.” – pg. 54

“As the image of myself becomes sharper in my brain and more precious, I feel less afraid that someone else will erase me by denying me love.” – pg. 85

“You could argue that the bottom of the pit is where you plant the start of the thing that is made to travel to the light.” – pg. 106

“Hello, I live in a constant state of growth and regeneration without being obsessed with the threat of decay.” – pg. 190

“I died but it was so small compared to how I had lived so much and for so long with you, alive. One death was so small compared to all the things that we did in our life, things that we did all the way through, right to our ends.” – pg. 194

“I died after I lived my life with you, because that was the story. […] It is what I knew when I died.” – pg. 205

“My ex-husband says to me on the phone, after I tell him that I am lonely and I think I am weird around men, that I am not weird but that I am trying to force an intimacy that needs time to grow.” – pg. 212

“I’m tired of looking for a place in another.” – pg. 213

“You protect yourself and all the little weirds that make up who you are.” – pg. 216

“I am that mysterious stranger that I hoped to meet.” – pg. 220

“Thank you to the people who encouraged me, assisted me, bolstered me, listened to me even though that must have been very irritating at times, loved me, hired me, fired me, took me in, and let me go.” – pg. 223