SeinLanguage, by Jerry Seinfeld

“To walk into a bookstore, you have to admit there’s something you don’t know.” – pg. 3

“I believe we’re all secretly happy we can’t figure our relationships out. It keeps our minds working.” – pg. 7

“But when you want to enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way.” – pg. 111

“To me, if life boils down to one significant thing, it’s movement. To live is to keep moving. […] I mean that’s what death is, really, it’s the last big move of your life.” – pg. 179