Professional Idiot, by Stephen “Steve-O” Glover

“My attitude was I’ll strike whenever I want to because I’ll just make the iron hot whenever I damn well please.” – pg. 143

“It was a way of acknowledging how much we loved what we got to do, and how much we wanted to hold onto it.” – pg. 159

“Sometimes drinking away your problems in a bar is exactly the right way to solve them.” – pg. 188

“For a guy who has spent pretty much his whole life dedicated to extremes, it’s a daily challenge not to mistake serenity for boredom.” – pg. 319

“But if I’m going to stay sober and stay sane, I need to accept that there will come a day when nothing comes next. Eventually it all ends. I’d be lying if I said I was okay with that right now. Hell, I may never be. But I’m trying.” – pg. 322