“As soon as I stopped pretending and performing for people, I started attracting way more amazing ones. When you’re authentic, you attract people who want a self-actualized person, not some Mrs. Potato Head who is customized based on who she’s with.” – pg. 58
“I realized that the generation of women I’m proud to be a part of have no idea how to ‘take it easy.'” – pg. 111
“If I’ve learned anything in this life, it’s that it’s short and the line of people dedicated to making your dreams come true is even shorter.” – pg. 115
“The song doesn’t say, ‘All you need is love, but when you have it, you should still put yourself first, have boundaries, and keep your social life.'” – pg. 225
“Everyone asks if being a female in comedy is hard, and I never have a good answer because I feel like everyone has a hard job. It’s hard to be a male and a female in any career because working sucks sometimes.” – pg. 253
“I think deglamorizing knowing everything is the way we can actually really get some insight.” – pg. 272
