Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? by Mindy Kaling

“No one ever wants to hear how stressed out anyone else is, because most of the time everyone is stressed out.” – pg. 75

“When smart people are nice, it’s always terrifying, because I know they’re taking in everything and thinking all kinds of smart and potentially judgmental things.” – pg. 117

“In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted.” – pg. 153

“When one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.” – pg. 184